This is my story, and I'm sticking with it.
My grandson honoured me with a brief visit today. It is spring break, and I remember what it is like to have better things to do. It was a perfect time to ask all those grandmotherly questions. You know like, what's the grade point average, have you decided on a career while striving to become an artist?
Instead of putting the above questions on the front burner, I started on common ground. "What the hell happened to UNIX? Windows 7 is just not cutting it for me." (I've dated myself, as those in the know will know)