I have a shocking secret to tell you: John Roberts is white. Not just any white judge but he's also married to a woman who is white. And I've heard that he even has white kids. And, to top it all off? Almost every single person he works with is white. I'm not even joking. This was all revealed in a press conference today. Reporters breathlessly asked follow up questions about his whiteness and how it affects his judgment.
Obviously, being surrounded by so much whiteness, his judgment is a little questionable. Can someone realistically be white and be able to decide cases on white issues fairly? I'm not so sure. There are cases involving white issues that definitely might have gone differently had the Chief Justice not been so openly white.